Gotta love those spam mails. I saw there's an actual community for spam poetry on Orkut. While this isn't exactly poetry, it's one of the few that seems somewhat coherent.

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The marina? Tonight? Shouldn't you ask your family first? Won't they mind? If it's okay with them I'd love to. sx924U4N Finally, I was taken back to that horrible place all the other newspapers and I were made into new paper.
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