Between today and yesterday I have managed to get about 3 hours of productive work done because of meetings, video conferences and workshops. Good God! What a waste of my time. Reminds me of this poster I have up on the board next to my desk:

Are you lonely?
Tired of working on your own?
Do you hate making decisions?

Hold a meeting!
You can:

SEE People

DRAW org charts

FEEL important

IMPRESS your collegues

EAT donuts
All on company time!!!

MEETINGS
... the practical alternative to work.