On Shell's Intranet website I found an interesting little tidbit of information. It looks like they have developed technology that controls time.

Safety deposit boxes are available at the Main-entrance for temporally storage of luggage and valuable property (e.g. laptops, photo- & video equipment).

See? Temporal storage of luggage! Your suitcase and its contents will not age! I bet the leadership council wished they'd had a larger space than a mere locker when they had to announce a 24% reduction in their total oil reserves.