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That's what I got in my mail box this morning. I thought it was one of the more creative spam messages I've had in a while. It managed to get through Spamhilator but was caught by Outlook's built-in filter. I get an average of about 90 spam messages a day.
The kitchen people didn't turn up last night at 20:00 as they were supposed to. We got a call at 21:00 to say that they'd had a computer glitch and couldn't contact us earlier. I declined a new appointment with them. I find it hard to believe they have no redundancy in their office setup. Oh well, their kitchens were too expensive anyway.