This morning I truly wished I had some kind of throat crushing powers like Darth Vader. On my daily train journey to work I am often accompanied involuntarily by loud, obnoxious, overly cheery and annoying people. This morning seems to have been my lucky day; there were no less than two groups of this kind. Whilst listening to my MP3s to drown out their stupid banter and loud laughter I was quietly killing them in my head using anything from the news papers they were reading out loud or the water bottles they were spilling from. I have a very vivid imagination but often lack the will to follow through with it. Just as well, I guess.