While the US is being pounded by hurricanes as it tries to clean up the mess the previous one left behind and while Iran deals with more carnage, mayhem and destruction, the North-West of Europe is dealing with its own crisis. Yes, folks, our worst nightmare has finally come true: the harvest of big potatoes is 10-15% less than previous years and this means only one thing: fewer fries. Next time you go to the fast food chain of your choice, don't be surprised if you get the question: "Would you like rice with that, Sir?"