This morning as I got out of the train I was faced by something that should've never been allowed to see the light of day. It wasn't the elephant man, Quasimodo or Michael Jackson. It was a tie so bright, shiny and above all, pink, that it blinded anyone in a 10 mile radius who even looked in the general direction of the offender. I have no idea what this person was thinking when he got it. My guess is that some of his friends bought it for him as a joke and he just didn't get it and wore it anyway. "Hey, this tie makes me look funky and hip!" For the love of God, humanity and everything else that's good in this World, burn it! Then put the ashes on a rocket and blast them into space. He couldn't be funky if they replaced all his DNA with that of the Father of Funk himself, James Brown. Papa's got a brand new tie! Now get rid of it!