I guess the people who came up with this were either heavily medicated or should be. There is a website called I Humped Your Hummer where people can submit videos of themselves humping, you guessed it, someone's Hummer.
In other important nose news, a leading lung specialist endorses picking your nose and consuming what you find. So next time you get told off for digging in your nasal cavity, tell them the doctor told you to. It is vital you make sure your nails are cut and have no sharp edges or you may end up like this.